World's Worst Disguise

What do you do when you realllllly want to rob a house but don't have time for those pesky details like buying a ski mask? Do what Matthew McNelly and Joey Miller of Iowa did - draw one on!

That's right, draw your disguise ON YOUR FACE with a SHARPIE. Foolproof, right? Well, foolproof until the cops pull you over and immediately recognize you as the two men with "the painted faces" that the witness saw attempt to break into a house.

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